Toady Hawk | Paragraph
Toady Hawk
toadyhawk.eth
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23h
how can two kids aged one and three take up the entirely of a queen sized bed like how does the math work
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Jul 17
agree and I really tried to give the “new” tab a real chance but it’s just invariably contextless at best and slop at worst
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Jul 17
thank you to everyone on this app who makes the time to support artists and creators by spinning the neon flywheel every day.
you’re the bomb 💣
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Jul 17
incoming 💣
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Jul 17
THIRTY MINUTE THREAT I MEAN WARNING ⚔️
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Jul 17
2 hour warning 🚨
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Jul 16
there is a billboard in front of a half-finished condo development in my city that reads “If you lived here, you’d already be home!” and every time I see it, I can’t help but be amazed at how the marketing guy responsible managed to find the exact opposite of a USP for this campaign; opting instead to use a slogan that describes literally every single residential property in the world.
impressive stuff
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Jul 16
happy betr bomb eve to those who celebrate 💣
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Jul 16
I will only agree to FIFA changing to a 64 team format for the World Cup if they agree to start it next week
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Jul 16
say hello to the new BETRbot. 🤖
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Jul 16
never ascribe to stupidity, that which can be adequately be explained by unfavorable market conditions
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Jul 16
If you bet on Argentina to win a World Cup match, and they do win, you wouldn’t take to the timeline and rub it in everybody’s face.
You save that for when you bet on Cabo Verde or Curaçao.
And yet somehow people on CT love to grave dance when someone’s non-consensus bet didn’t pan out and they’ll say “I always knew it” like yeah ok that’s not the hard part dude.
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Jul 16
it never ceases to amaze me the terrible but somehow real brands you encounter in the wild… like who approved the name “Neo fruit” for a raspberry jam?
Neobank? Ok. Banks suck, we’re running it back. That tracks.
We don’t need a particularly new take on fruit. Just put the jam in the single use plastic container bro.
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Jul 16
the good news is at least it’s the same amount in USD as it was in 2021!
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Jul 16
ok metamask is wrong for this 😭
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Jul 16
the endocrine system is like a shadowy cabal that secretly runs every system in our bodies, and we only sort of understand exactly how it all works.
so I’m sure it’s probably fine that we’re now peddling hormone-targeting peptides mixed into frozen yogurt.
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Jul 15
If you’re ever feeling discouraged, just remember that the appendix went from being allegedly vestigial to being recognized as a key digestive system organ in the span of 20 years.
So maybe one day everybody won’t think we’re useless too!
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Jul 15
gm bulls 🐂
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Jul 14
heading out for 90 minutes of cheeky footy in the 100 degree heat with an active air quality advisory, wcgw?
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Jul 14
my three year old has started calling a question mark a “mystery sign” and tbh I think we should consider changing it?
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Jul 4
welp, brutal scoreline in the end despite looking strong for the first 45.
cmnt has 4 years to learn how to score more goals I guess lol
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Jul 4
Hakimi so rattled he’s already resorting to WWE maneuvers, good sign.
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Jul 4
Morocco seems to have gotten lost on their way to the world diving competition
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Jul 4
everyone thought Canada was going to park the bus and try for a draw (narrative violation)
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Jul 4
In a World Cup where anything can and has happened, we’re here to cheer! 🇨🇦⚽️
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Jul 4
ok who pumped $ETH to $1776 on Independence Day?
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Jul 4
DAO shenanigans and politics aside, ENS is still very useful for human-readable wallet addresses and I will continue to use mine
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Jul 4
happy july 4 to all my american friends! I can’t believe how far y’all would go just to avoid having to spell color with a U.
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Jul 3
THIS GAME IS INSANE
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Jul 2
how could you resist
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Jul 2
gm to $ETH above $1700 (for a little bit anyway)
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Jul 2
wow yall really outdid yourselves with these neon clankerverse @betrmint x @clanker art contest entries, gonna be tough to choose the winners and curate the series! 
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Jul 1
brad has entered the neon clankerverse
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Jul 1
epic, would watch
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Jul 1
keep on spinning
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Jul 1
the monoclank is the best attraction in the park
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Jul 1
happy canada day to all the onchain canucks 🇨🇦
if you need me i’ll be at the bbq 🌭
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Jul 1
higher
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Jun 30
I don’t like those signs that say “Only YOU Can Prevent Forest Fires.”
It’s just a lot of pressure and I don’t have any kind of formal training.
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Jun 30
“Why doesn’t Haaland play for Holland?” and other things my wife asks during the World Cup
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Jun 20
Hup! Hup! Holland! Off to a good start.
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Jun 20
always
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Jun 19
took a wrong turn on my way to an appointment and ended up right beside the most goated sandwich shop in my city… it was fate
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Jun 19
gee em
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Jun 18
Never thought I’d see a Canadian side win a World Cup game by 6 goals in my lifetime. What a game!
Sad that Kone’s season / maybe career was the cost though.
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Jun 18
betrliquid?
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Jun 18
pov you’re super organized and motivated today and get to the gym first thing in the morning and then you realize you left your gym bag at home
gm
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Jun 17
PSA: If you’re a $BETR Beluga, check the 🐋 tg chat, we are seeking some early feedback on something. 👀
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Jun 17
get charmed… now in a mini app ✨
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Jun 17
Didn’t take this Draw bet because I thought Ronaldo would come out swinging, but I should have stuck to my guns… would have worked again!
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Jun 17
I hate when you’re trying to use a preset workout on a machine at the gym and it wants you to KYC
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Jun 17
my washing machine said it would be done in 20 minutes 15 minutes ago and now it says 10 minutes I’m being gaslit by my own appliances
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Jun 17
gm purple app!
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Jun 16
they’re not gonna let me play in these things anymore 😅
gg all, especially @guerrix.eth for the tough heads up match
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Jun 16
name a BETR way to spend your afternoon than playing cards with the @betrmint crew… I’ll wait
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Jun 15
annnnd another draw! he can’t keep getting away with it
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Jun 15
Nobody move
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Jun 15
wasn’t cool or smart enough to get into the SPCX pre-ipo, but I caught a lick on @rainbow so I got that going for me which is nice
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Jun 15
ok sizing down the bet for IRAN v NZ because New Zealand is… really bad lol but let’s see if the strategy can hold up… maybe they can hold Iran to a nil-nil draw.
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Jun 15
Got busy with dinner and forgot to place a bet for Uruguay - Saudi but IT WOULD HAVE WORKED AGAIN
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Jun 11
another day, another dagger.
Infinite Flywheel Go BRRRRRRR!
I minted 25 editions of @dota-agents and won 16,895,137 $BETR, 300 BETR Karma points on @betrmint’s new infinite rounds.
Try your luck now!
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Jun 11
Another banger from this episode: After focus groups expressed a general fear of computers / technology, Jony Ive designed the new iMac with a built in handle on top.
Not really so it could be used to carry the computer around, but so that users would not be afraid to touch it.
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Jun 11
After Steve Jobs was exiled from Apple, the company moved towards a “democratic corporate structure” where all product decisions were made by a multidisciplinary Steering Committee, designed to stand in stark contrast to Jobs’ previous “tyrannical” management style.
The company languished and nearly died, saved only by Jobs’ messianic return to the helm in 1997.
Lesson in there?
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Jun 11
nice
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Jun 10
Yes.
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Jun 10
don’t mind me, I’m just blink maxxing
—
Infinite Flywheel Go BRRRRRRR!
I minted 25 editions of @dota-agents and won 16,577,110 $BETR, 275 BETR Karma points on @betrmint’s new infinite rounds.
Try your luck now!
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Jun 10
BETR together. Congrats to @burr.eth and @plantsnft on the launch of The Lobby!
If you’re building a project on Base, you need to be sliding in their DMs rn to ask how their new app can help you build your community bigger and stronger.
@betrmint is proof in the pudding.
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Jun 10
The World Cup just got BETR, care of @burr.eth and @plantsnft
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Jun 10
BETR not blink.
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Jun 9
love the colors on this one!
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Jun 9
make your afternoon a little bit BETR
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Jun 8
iykyk
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Jun 8
spin that record babe
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Jun 8
gm and happy monday!
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Jun 7
The Ring of Regen went too hard on @dota-agents… might be time to run it back turbo with something new.
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Jun 6
it seems the people like spinning and always winning
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Jun 6
👀👀👀
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Jun 6
THE CLAW IS OUR MASTERRRR
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Jun 5
AYOOOOOO
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Jun 5
nothing BETR to do
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May 30
We just added some fresh $UCI prizes and jackpots to the @betrmint x @viniapp round. Did you know that @nikolaii.eth used Vini to build and launch UCI app?
I just tested it, and it works!
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Infinite Flywheel Go BRRRRRRR!
I minted 25 editions of @viniapp and won 14,232,000 $UCI on @betrmint’s new infinite rounds.
Try your luck now!
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May 29
We just reloaded the @betrmint prize pool for our collaborative round with @viniapp with even more boosted mini jackpots and jackpots!
Mint, spin & win now, and then use the NFT to claim one free AI app build inside Vini App. Winning together is BETR 💪
https://betrmint.fun/mint-spin-win/base:0xFeAC1da9F57Ca0a8bd833A1CD2c4454c97efB53b https://farcaster.xyz/miniapps/z-zrCWjOcbFH/viniapp
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May 29
yltsi
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May 28
as a member in good standing of the @base.base.eth security council, it was really cool to be able to sign a transaction this week that helped bring the Azul chain upgrade officially to mainnet.
bullish on blue 🟦🩵🟦
https://x.com/base/status/2060066368200876512?s=46
\ \ X (formerly Twitter)](https://x.com/base/status/2060066368200876512?s=46)
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May 28
I always knew @1dolinski was my lucky charm 🍀
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🚨🎰 MINIJACKPOT ALERT! 🎰🚨
I minted 25 editions of @viniapp and won 48,450,000 $VINI on @betrmint’s new infinite rounds, including a 20x Mini Jackpot!
Try your luck now!
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May 28
The Ecosystem Is Refueling. 🛩️
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May 28
got one more batch of spins in before the round switches!
—
Infinite Flywheel Go BRRRRRRR!
I minted 25 editions of @pramadan.eth and won 9,509,184 $BETR on @betrmint’s new infinite rounds.
Try your luck now!
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May 28
Extremely honored and excited to announce that @betrmint has been selected to receive $10,000 in grants from the inaugural funding round of the Clanker Ecosystem Fund (CEF), enabled by @rish and stewarded by @nounishprof and @adrienne.
We were awarded both an $8,000 Builder Grant and a $2,000 Activation Grant.
It’s not always easy to keep your head down and continue building through the ups and downs of this space, so this recognition feels incredibly validating for @netnose and I regarding the impact BETRMINT and its community have had across the Farcaster ecosystem.
This funding gives us additional runway to keep iterating, experimenting, and improving the app for our community, all while making the purple app a BETR place for creators and founders.
We already have some fun ideas brewing for the Activation Grant too, which should help bring even more art to the timeline this summer, so stay tuned! 👀
Winning together is BETR… Clank! Clank!
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May 28
excited for today’s partner round on @betrmint… when in Rome, as they say!
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May 28
file sleep under the list of things you can never fully appreciate until you can’t get it.
just went through 60+ hours of basically no sleep and wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.
(feeling much better this morning.)
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May 28
Love this!
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May 27
I’m heading to the BETR vending machine, anyone need anything?
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May 26
this video just came across my fyp from a fitness influencer touting the “perfect go-to breakfast” and I stg it was just scrambled eggs on toast like… what are we even doing here anymore? 
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May 26
The Perpetual Neon Art Machine is heating up!
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May 26
clank clank!
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May 26
stop! (don’t stop)
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May 25
We’ve reloaded the prize pool for our Perpetual Neon Art Machine kickoff round on @betrmint, and added a bunch of extra mini jackpots and jackpots!
ICYMI, all the fees from this round are being used to supercharge the artist fund to pay out the $1500+ in artist rewards for this month-long experiment.
PNAM features will start tomorrow, and we’ve already received some great candidates to be our first feature.
Happy spinning!
https://betrmint.fun/mint-spin-win/base:0x93e872458333eC45C322FaB539B9bAe2B9c2a472
\ \ BETRMINT\ \ Discover, Spin & Win!](https://betrmint.fun/mint-spin-win/base:0x93e872458333eC45C322FaB539B9bAe2B9c2a472)
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May 25
Looks like we have our first output from the Perpetual Neon Art Machine (PNAM), courtesy of the legend @pramadan.eth!
Can’t wait to see what others have been cooking in the Lab 🧪
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May 25
fun fact: when you lose weight, the fat literally turns into trees.
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May 25
I hate when you ask or prompt something in ChatGPT accompanied by an image but the image doesn’t go through properly and then you have to listen to a stream of irrelevant nonsense.
It’s like the AI equivalent of when old people try to give you turn by turn directions over the phone.
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